You are so incredibly boring oh my god try not complaining for ten seconds — Anonymous
*sings Turn On The Lights to u* — Anonymous
l m a o thank u i guess?
last night i was at a party and an acquaintance to whom i really look up was wearing a shirt with roast beef's face on it and i impressed him by being the only person to recognize it. i have you to thank for this. — necphilak
spreading the gospel of achewood is another of the few things i still like you are welcome
do you like klezmer ALSO DON'T LEAVE — myrrhman
yeah i do like i don’t know masses about it but i have a couple records in my library from one time when a klezmer sharethread popped up on /mu/ and made my night but really you should ask my parents, hah
mostly i just like yiddish vocals because it’s the main place that you still hear the language and it means a lot to me
i listen to some instrumental/english language stuff though. geoff berner is good if you’ve not heard of him?
you are genuinely really cool and intimidating and inspiring??? thanks to you I made an appointment to get all of my hair cut off and then cancelled it at the last minute because I'm a big baby and don't have your jawline/cheekbones. — anangryreindeer
awwwh oh man you’re so sweet? i get the best compliments from you as well ahah you’re the person who made me ~believe~ i could be hard femme and “intimidating” is like the #1 ideal i have, i want to make it so nobody ever fucks with my friends in case a small grumpy woman yells at them.
I DON’T KNOW WHETHER YOU SHOULD GO 4 IT WITH HAIR OR NOT THO like you look amazing with it long but i have the worst capacity for guessing what’ll look good on myself, i only went with the blunt fringe because one of my friends who has a+ hair told me i should, hah. i do think you’d look good with a pixie cut though, you could probably rock anything even a mullet :3
HELENA I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU — Anonymous
made 4 each other
a place in my chemical romance called reddit — Anonymous
Actually, the New Yorker did a terrible job on their article: other articles say that it was originally a spambot by a Russian guy, and the buzzfeed guys bought/adopted it like a year ago or so. The New Yorker article made me think Buzzfeed was running a pretend spambot for four years just to build up to advertizing launching a YouTube game, which is the most bizarre thing I think I've read in some time. — occono
huh, i guess my gut was sort-of right then? i think the thesis that we all thought we were laughing at an obvious capitalist failure but in the end it was a) an artwork that turned the joke on those mocking it and b) tied to a hugely profitable website, just like pretty much all art on the internet is, still holds though.
the new yorker article was definitely really weirdly written though, i had to read it through several times before it made any sense and that’s a shame because the new yorker is one of the few news sources i actively like, because i am basically the female Johnathan Ames (the Jason Schwartzman one)
32, 36, 46, 48 — selfportraithandpuppet
last song you listened to - i think it was Fields by Danny Brown or i’ve Seen Footage by Death Grips but i didn’t scrobble it either way
favourite food - i have no idea i love every food too much. probably something middle eastern or cheese-based? or chip naan. i’m eating a brie and fried onion sandwich with parsley and grapes right now that i am rating pretty highly.
last sport i played - uhhh swimming isn’t a sport is it. i don’t know. is chardee macdennis a sport? is sex? when i play sex i play to win.
last prank call i remember doing - i’m not sure if it’s technically a prank call but when grace and sarah were visiting around feb/march we got really drunk and rang our friend danielgrimes and got my friends who have never met danielgrimes to sing the danielgrimes song down the phone at him at like 3am. (it’s Baby Give It Up but instead you sing danielgrimes). it was good.